Bruhh I can’t stand you

http://baddiebey.tumblr.com/post/97545017669/beyonce-peered-through-the-open-door-pursing-her

baddiebey:

Beyonce peered through the open door, pursing her lips, nervous. “…Jay?” she whispered.

A long, pregnant moment passed, and then she heard Jay sigh. “You can come in.”

She tiptoed in, closing the door behind her. “I have… I have something that I should…” she began.

Jay lifted a hand, his eyes…

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    Drake:</b> remember when I danced wit bobby shmurda?<p><b>Me:</b> I did it was so interesting<p><b>Drake:</b> yea I had to hold back some I aint wanna outdo the man in front of all those people.<p><b>Me:</b> yeah cause u was on fire<p><b>Drake:</b> I know right? thats what usher said back when I beat him in a dance off....at ovo fest...in my hometown...of toronto..<p><b>Me:</b> I saw that was so crazy cant nobody out dance my baby.<p><b>Drake:</b> and then there was that time in paris when i danced with Riha-<p><b>Me:</b> .....who?<p><b>Drake:</b> *clears throat* nobody..dont worry about it.<p><b>Me:</b> u danced with rihanna?<p><b>Drake:</b> this was years ago.<p><b>Me:</b> did u dance....with rihanna?<p><b>Drake:</b> I didn't know you at the time.<p><b>Me:</b> .....u danced with rihanna...in paris....while I was writin u letters....u was dancin<p><b>Drake:</b> I dance with u all the time<p><b>Me:</b> BITCH IN CONNECTICUT<p><b>Drake:</b> it wasnt conn-<p><b>Me:</b> iT WASNT PARIS EITHER<p><b>Drake:</b> babe im sorry<p><b>Me:</b> fuck u and paris and ya stupid ass dance moves you cant even dance and highkey ya white friends got more rhythm than u if u really wanna know<p><b>Drake:</b> first of all Chubbs & my momma both say that im a superb dancer second I understand that your feelings are hurt so imma pretend u didnt just say what u just said<p>

Blackness is the most hated thing on this planet until it is needed to build people’s business, social lives, and sense of style.
Trixstra (via checkprivilege)

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch


I swear I thought they was talkin bout mah girl dora for a sec

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

I swear I thought they was talkin bout mah girl dora for a sec

(Source: princeloptr, via 1m-to-far-gone)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

chainedchaos:

the-game-spirit:

do you ever just sit there listening to music

and you just

imagine scenes that just flow with the song

like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context

but they just

look

so

cool

OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.

I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD

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hoodkage:

cosbyykidd:

Flow. Wordplay. Melody. Beat Drops. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the “Turn Up” rappers attacked. Only a Lyricist, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Lyricist, a lyricist named Kanye West. And although his rhymes are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Kanye can save the world.

i wanna punch this nigga lmao

hoodkage:

cosbyykidd:

Flow. Wordplay. Melody. Beat Drops. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the “Turn Up” rappers attacked. Only a Lyricist, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Lyricist, a lyricist named Kanye West. And although his rhymes are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Kanye can save the world.

i wanna punch this nigga lmao

(Source: itrapmaison, via whitegirlsaintshit)

ultrasimx:

Common is so imporant.

ultrasimx:

Common is so imporant.

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

whitegirlsaintshit:

Fuck leakin addresses, leak these bitches’ middle names. They can always move, but your birth certificate will always say Michael Shermanus Holsley

whitegirlsaintshit:

s1uts:

imdemetrialynn:

britches-and-hose:

imdemetrialynn:

I think we all feeling his expression to this shit right now. lmao 

I said I feel like him before I even scrolled down to see the rest of the post. We’ve been saying she’s mocking us but so many of you still don’t get it.

shit is clear as day in their face though. I’ll never understand why some choose to be blinded. 

Somebody kick her ass please

just tell her to meet me tbh

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